Hi.

How are you?

I brought this pad so that I can talk to you.

Do you need anything?

How about razors?

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Okay.

Are there any particular kinds of candy that you prefer? You can buy boxes of any different kind that you want. Eat as many as you want. Tell me which ones you prefer so that when I come next time I can have them. They sell small boxes. Do you like the hard ones or the soft ones?

Okay I will get a pencil with an eraser too. Might be better. What is it? My shoes? They were 45. I’ve been running 5 miles a day. You have to have good shoes or your legs hurt. Real good shoes cost 95. They feel like a feather and give you all kinds of support.

I’ll bring the screwdriver and the shaving cream tomorrow.

Screwdrivers to fix your glasses.

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M Y S E L F

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stay here will clean + make beds we are going to clean this room to day because your roommate + you has to be Lotioned to prevent spread of any infections **Preventive measures**

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They told me that they had to wash everything because they thought their might be infection in the room. Nothing to worry about, just precaution. They will give you a bath next.

Ask nursing assistant, girl in room, any questions you have and she will write it down for you too.

I know you don’t like it. They will get you a bath as soon as possible.

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They were looking for leather shoes—I told them your shoes were white canvas shoes with Velcro fasteners—they were confused—were looking for the wrong shoes

They are moving your roommate, Mr. _____, to another room.

The orderly is still looking for your shoes, if he can’t find them—later today I will buy you a new pair.

I will check back today about your shoes—ok!

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Do you want anything?

Do you want me to ask the desk anything?

____’s car is broken, I am working on it.

I worked on it last night, I still don’t have it running.

You want to help me. Fix ____’s car. Maybe you could keep the beer cold.

Should I send my wife over, maybe she could so some good.

Does a priest come here for mass?

How often do you receive Holy Communion?

I go to mass at St. ______’s now.

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this lady wants to clean your room.

she wants you to leave until she’s done.

S I Z E 1 0 S H O E

I will see about calling your son today.

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Hi. Sorry I am late. I will take the hearing aid to B_____e tomorrow.

Do you want me to tell the attendants to stop eating your candy?

Who takes your candy?

When do they take it?

At night after you go to sleep?

I’ll take care of it!

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It will soon be one full year since you came here to ________ Care Center.

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where is your clip board?

the board that you put your newspaper on.

eat your dinner now.

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Hi Dad. It is hot outside today.

School will be out next week and my kids are looking forward to vacation.

They were swimming in our pool yesterday.

I’m growing aspergus in my back yard—first crop will be ready next year!

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How are you today Dad?

Don’t you know me, it is ___, ____’s wife.

Do you need anything?

Your laundry is taken care of.

Can I bring you anything?

A S P A R A G U S

All your meals are prepared.

Have you had supper?

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we are having a problem drawing your blood.

are you really ready for bed? are you really sleepy?

S O N

what is his number?

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I am sorry—I can’t get your hearing aid to work—I will have to take it into B_____e.

That is your bifocal lens.

I talked to B_____e this week. They can’t fix your hearing aid but they can make you a new one for $650.00.

I will get this one for your left ear fixed OK.

____ and I have been rebuilding our two bathrooms this week. It was our 25th wedding anniversary and we celebrated it that way.

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They sent your broken hearing aid into the factory to see if it can be fixed. They said it could be any number of things.

They cleaned out your good hearing aid so you can use it again.

This is Friday’s paper. Today is Saturday. Did you get today’s paper?

Yes that’s a good old International truck!

I have to go now Dad—

I love you

Your bills are all paid

Don’t worry

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DO YOU HAVE PLENTY OF CLEAN CLOTHES?

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DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?

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DO YOU NEED A SHAVE OR A HAIRCUT?

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You had your light on.

May I help you?

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Yes.

Soon.

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